Step One: Do nothing. Reflexes don’t count here. If you naturally breathe, blink, and otherwise move your knee when a doctor’s mallet hits it, you’re in the clear.
Step Two: Do NOT care. By any means necessary, teach yourself not to care.
Step Three: Write a post about neglect after failing to write daily recipes.
CONGRATULATIONS! 👏 YOU ARE ABLE TO NEGLECT.* 😔
*SORRY. While I admit it may appear as though I am a completely neglectful non-stick figure, I have been doing things besides blinking and moving my knee. And, I do care. So much so that I decided to write a post on my own failures in following through on my own self-prescribed daily posting. I will try to do better. ❤️