Recipe No. 3 – How To Appear Mature.

Step One: Learn how to tie a tie. Male or female – makes no difference. Mature adults know how to tie ties.

Step Two: Open up a Roth IRA, a 401K, and learn how to talk about ROIs like it’s your job.

Step Three: Have dinner parties, game nights, or write a novel about your life. If you’re wanting to appear REALLY mature, you’ll do all three.

CONGRATULATIONS! 👏🎇 YOU AT LEAST LOOK LIKE A MATURE ADULT. 👩‍💼👨🏽‍💼💼

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